Powered by Strathmore

Tom Simmons & Jamie Utley


A 21-year veteran of standup, Tom Simmons is a masterful contrarian who will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. A father, husband, and avid reader, Simmons finds humor in the monotony of daily life, history, politics, and pretty much anywhere else he looks. His unique brand of humor has won comedy festival awards and afforded him numerous TV appearances on major networks including Comedy Central, Showtime, BET, Bounce TV, Comedy.TV, Laughs on FOX, and COMICS Unleashed. Simmons says he likes to make stupid people and smart people laugh because he sees himself as both. 

Opening the show is comedian Jamie Utley who takes his audiences on a rollercoaster thrill ride and has toured on the "Monsters of Comedy" with Ralphie May and Jim Breuer, starred on Laughs on FOX, and appeared on The Bob and Tom Show.

See all our comedy shows

Learn about AMP seating and ticket options

Have a group of 10 or more? Learn more about groups at AMP.

Meet Our Emcee!

Sadie Dingfelder is the Staycationer, the Washington Post Express’ biweekly humor columnist who spies on tourists at area monuments, museums and Georgetown Cupcake. If you pick up a Thursday Express, there’s a 50 percent chance you’ll find her column, and a 100 percent chance you will find it funny.

Exclusive media partner